The Toaster

Jimmy dreamt he was a toaster that never actually held toast. The toaster was a modest, two-piece model and the owner, whom Jimmy imagined was a mean old man named Zagreb, just clicked it down and stared blankly until it popped, ejecting nothing but air. He did this over and over until the toaster broke, at which point he brought it back to the store looking for a refund. But a decade had passed and the store refused Zagreb's request.